By Louis Rembges


Grace Dickson Productions

Supported by The Glory and New Diorama Theatre

“Dear [REDACTED], welcome. You are formally invited to Myopic 2022, a [REDACTED] event. You’re part of the Myopic family, and we know you’ll have a [REDACTED] time. This event is governed under Chatham House Rules. Yours, [REDACTED]”

Host is going to work again. Front of house, barista, cloakroom check, finsta meme exec, human signpost, agent provocateur, waiter, TikTok – darling, we’re giving range. But this time it’s different. Hospitality agency work is never as stunning as we want it to be but this shift is particularly deranged. High profile, ex prime minister, secret cult, Brexit revenge, dark web, Birkin handbag prices level deranged. And to make matters worse, we’re not allowed to talk about it. Ever. So come watch a play about it instead.

Directed by Emily Aboud, Louis Rembges’ blistering new solo play examines the secret world of the 1% and the power of social media.

Project History

Originally programmed in the cancelled VAULT Festival 2022, Chatham House Rules premiered at Pleasance Theatre in March 2022 as one of 20 shows to be transferred, enjoying a sell-out run and phenomenal audience response.

We are now actively seeking further performance opportunities for Chatham House Rules at studio theatres in London. To request the sharing pack and/or video, please email Producer, Grace Dickson.

Creative Team & Cast

Writer and Performer Louis Rembges
Director Emily Aboud
Producer Grace Dickson
Technical Stage Manager & Assistant Producer Jake Morry

Photography Alex Brenner
Key Art & GIF Creation Kate Bones